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Sunday, August 9, 2009

Derrick Thomas - NFL Hall of Fame


Derrick Thomas is dead because he was travelling at high speeds, during an ice storm, weaving in and out of traffic in his SUV and generally being an ignorant dick.

His asshat behavior killed his personal assistant Michael Tellus.

Instead of being inducted into the NFL Hall of Fame, he should be posthumously indicted on manslaughter charges for the death of Michael Tellus.

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