Here is why I'm not at all worried about President Obama winning a 2nd term.
According to the most recent NBC/WSJ Poll, these are the "candidates" that the Republicans who responded think are better qualified than Obama to lead America.
Let's take a look at them 1 by 1.
MITT ROMNEY 21%
Not only is "Mitt" a stupid fucking name, it's not even his first name. His first name is "Willard".
But stupid name aside, he's a Mormon. Just like Glenn Beck. when it comes to completely whacked out bizzaro doctrines, Mormonism is is just barely one small step above Scientology. Do the majority of Americans really want a President who believes in crazy shit like this?
He's the best they have to offer and he can't even get the support of 25% his own party? How the fuck is he going to get 51% of the entire country? He can't and he won't.
NEXT!
DONALD TRUMP 17%
He may be 2nd in the overall GOP rankings, but he actually polls as the #1 choice of the Teabaggers. Mostly because of his recent sucking up to the batshit crazy and racist birthers.
Plus, in this economy, I don't think that the majority of American voters can punch a ballot for a filthy rich, greedy, self-promoting ego-whore who is most famous for telling people "YOU'RE FIRED!".
NEXT!
MIKE HUCKABEE 17%
He's an evangelical, Southern Baptist minister who worked as a staffer for televangelist James Robison.
"Huckabee has stated, "Politics are totally directed by worldview. That's why when people say, 'We ought to separate politics from religion,' I say to separate the two is absolutely impossible'."
The majority of Americans don't want this country to become a Theocracy with some twisted, fundamentalist Christian, Leviticus-based version of Sharia Law being imposed by the President.
NEXT!
GINGRICH 11%
We may be just over 24 hours away from a complete shut down of the government because Democrats and Republicans can't agree on a budget.
If that happens, the news stories will constantly remind people of the last person responsible for a government shut down. Newt Gingrich.
Not to mention the fact that he was a Vietnam Draft Dodger, served his 1st wife with divorce papers while she was dying of cancer in the hospital, and blamed his infidelity with a campaign staffer on his patriotism.
Oh yeah. That's a Role Model.
NEXT!
SARAH PALIN 10%
The Incoherent, Imbecilic, Rambling, Quitter!
The rest of these ignorant fucktards don't even warrant further comment.
PAWLENTY 6%
BACHMAN 5%
SANTORUM 3%
BARBOUR 1%
The entire Republican party is fragmented, in disarray, and is actively pandering to the most ignorant, fundamentalist, delusional, bigoted, lowest common denominator of America's NASCAR-loving, trailer-trash masses.
It is inconceivable that any of these fools could ever be put in charge of such a great country.
