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Friday, April 3, 2009

The Three Stooges





O'Reilly, Hannity & Beck.

The Triumvirate of Stupidity.

The Critical Mass of Spin.

These are my favorite sitcoms. Watching these flaccid, impotent, hate filled, narrow minded, bigoted, gas bags, foam at the mouth and try to find creative, new ways to scream racist epitaphs, generate FUD (fear, uncertainty, doubt) and divide the country is FUNNY AS HELL!

Because NO ONE IS LISTENING! They are on the last ship of conservatism sailing into oblivion, yelling back to the people on the shore who have turned their backs and headed in a new direction.

The People have spoken. We tried Your Way.

It resulted in an unwinnable, undeclared war on a military tactic rather than an actual enemy.

It resulted in us walking away from everything this country used to stand for.

It resulted in the United States of America imprisoning and torturing people in perpetuity without a single shred of credible evidence of any wrong doing.

It resulted in a complete stripping away of any assumed right to privacy or anonymity of American citizens.

It resulted in spreading our military forces so thin, for so long, that we are no longer a credible military threat to anyone and everyone knows it except us. This is why Iran is pursuing nuclear weapons and North Korea is about to launch a "satellite". Because they don't think we can do anything about it. And they're right! We can't!

It resulted in rampant, unregulated, corruption and greed in the financial industry that has completely bankrupted this country and thrown over 8% of the population into unemployment. And it ain't over. Unemployment will top 10% before we hit bottom.

It resulted in a Fuck You Culture. "I have mine, fuck you! Go get yours, if you can, I could give a shit."

Well, the pendulum has swung the other way and it is your own fault if it smacks you square in the balls.

The political winds and the ethnic demographic of this country have changed. For the better.

Buh bye bigoted, old, conservative, religious, white, Republicans. Have fun stormin' the castle!

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