So I get this email on the Online Dating site:
"See me! like??"
Seriously. That was the entire fucking email.
Out of morbid curiosity I have to click through to the profile.
It was from "lipilya". She's 28. I'm 55. Yeah...OK. I bet we have a lot in common.
She's 5'7".
Her body type is "athletic". Ya know, like me.
The longest relationship lipilya has been in was under 1 year.
Her Interests, are "aerobic". Again, ya know, like me.
This is her profile picture.
This is her profile.
"I beautiful the young girl. I am always assured of myself and very much I like to laugh and have fun.
I very much love when people are pleased. At me it is a lot of friends but beside there is no favorite person.
I already have very long lived without the love but I still hope that sometime I shall find the love and I shall be happy.
Among the friends I as cannot find the love."
I hate to be all cynical and shit, but I have some nagging doubts that this is a real 28 year old woman that is all hot for me.
Plus, I suspect she may be Russian. And we all know what "Debbie Downer's" and "Negative Nancy's" those Russians can be.
I think I'll take a pass.
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