James T. Kirk's Command Chair
You can buy it here.
But I want it tricked out with a D-Box SRP-130 Home Theater Motion Platform.
A Motherfucking Jumping Shark Submarine
You can buy it here.
I could see a DTV Shredder coming in handy.
Winter is coming. I could use a new pair of gloves.
I wouldn't say no to some Steampunk weaponry. Like this Goliathon 83 Infinity Beam Projector.
I think I'd cut quite a dashing figure in this complete Anakin Skywalker Jedi outfit.
And while you're at it, may as well get me the world's most powerful real-life lightsaber.
I like swords. This would be a nice addition to my collection.
And of course, hookers and blow are always a nice way to say "Happy Birthday XO!"
Get out your wallets, dust off your plastic. You have 24 hours. GO!
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