Well, apparently some of you cheap-ass, stingy bastards hadn't thought to set aside several million or billion dollars to to get me a little something to show me your love.
Fine.
I can lower my expectations. Lord knows I'm no stranger to disappointment.
:: sigh ::
So here is a much more realistic list of casual, knock-off, budget-minded tokens that you can toss at me without me thinking you just don't give a shit.
I hope you're happy. Here goes.
I like swords and own a couple. But I don't have a Samurai sword. So this would be acceptable.
Kami Katana: Price: $1,150.00
I like Science Fiction, so something from here would be nice.
Along those same lines, something from this place would make a nice little conversation piece.
I wouldn't turn my nose up at a modest new chair.
Especially if you could combine it with a gaming console like this:
I'm really very easy to please. I don't ask for much.
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