Start with a leftover, Pillsbury Homestyle Biscuit.
Then slather that motherfucker with some real butter.
Sprinkle that with some diced bacon.
Garnish that with some shredded cheese.
Put that under the broiler until it's golden brown.
Wash it all down with some Booker's 130 Proof Small Batch Bourbon that your newest BFF was kind enough to provide.
It's called living a fearless life with both balls swinging.
Fuck you Dr. Oz!
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